Jeg elsker ordspill, og som journalist er det noen ganger vanskelig å holde seg i skinnet rent ordspillmessig. For eksempel når jeg skal skrive en sak om Michael Jackson-kvelden på Skal vi danse. Heldigvis må jeg skrive på norsk, og da er det litt lettere å ikke ta helt av i en ordspill-bonanza. Hadde jeg derimot skrevet på engelsk, kunne gårsdagens artikkel bli litt av en fornøyelse. (Jeg har ikke for vane å blogge på engelsk, men jeg gjør et unntak denne gangen. Dessuten er følgende tekst relativt fiksjonell og ikke helt sammenhengende, men ganske artig likevel.)
This is it for Jan Thomas
There was no blood on the dancefloor, but tonight’s episode of Dancing with the stars was still a thriller.
– I can’t blame it on the boogie, says Jan Thomas after his exit from Dancing with the stars this saturday night. He and his dancing partner dirty Diana just wanna be startin’ something, but the result was bad.
– They don’t really care about us, says Jan Thomas about the judges giving him a low score. He claims that he is invincible, but the truth is that his human nature is rather dangerous.
– The way you make me feel is like a smooth criminal. You are not alone about that. You rock my world and I want you back, he says to his dancing partner with a scream.
– I just can’t stop loving you, his husband says to comfort him.
– Don’t stop ’til you get enough, is Jan Thomas’ answer.
He might be a stranger in Moscow, but now he wants to heal the world. Maybe he will beat it, but I guess you got to be there to see. I know that I’ll be there, but you better leave me alone.
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